Question #1:Poll: Who is the worst female singer out of these options?They all suck, but who is the worst?Britney Spears Rihanna Jessica Simpson Avril Lavigne Paris Hilton Miley Cyrus Hilary Duff Jennifer Lopez Lady Gaga Leona Lewis Gwen Stefani Nelly Fortado Vanessa Hudgens Ashlee Simpson Lindsay Lohan Taylor Swift Katy Perry These singers are all terrible. No exception. Question #2:I had a dream I was in Hell and Britney Spears was the Devil. What does it mean?I know this is really long, but please, please help. I'm worried that my dream was a vision that will soon come to pass.It all started when I woke up during my dream. I got up from my bed and headed out of the bedroom, into the hallway. I realized that I forgot to put on pants, so I turned around to return to the dresser within my bedroom. But, the doorway behind me had vanished. Immediately I felt cold and trapped. I turned back around to see that the hallway had become a series of dark and twisting caverns each with blood red light coming from the very ends. I could hear the sound of faint drums coming from one of the passages so I decided to follow where it led. As I approached the light the drums revealed themselves to be dance techno rave music. And, I could hear sounds similar to those produced by a whale coming from up ahead. I quickened my pace and was eventually at the mouth of the tunnel. I entered into a large subterranean cavern illuminated by stage-lights and fire. A second layer was dug beneath where I stood, and I gazed down upon the masses huddled within. Glow-sticks were being waved in steady motion with the rhythm of the drums, and frequently pointed to a large stage made of wrought iron and the skeletons of hundreds of millions of men. At the center of the stage, Britney sat on a thrown composed entirely of the blood of little children, singing her latest damnable single. "Well, that explains the whale sounds", I thought to myself. I turned my attention once again to the crowd to see before my eyes thirty million nude female bodies. Just then, to my left, appeared a figure covered from head to toe in a dark gray cloak. Smoke rose and swell from the cuffs and hood of the figure's attire, and two perfectly spherical balls of fire stood where eyes should have been. "Where am I," I asked. "You. Well, you are in Hell," the hooded stranger replied. "It doesn't seem that bad," I told the eerie figure. "In fact, I could get used to all of these lovely naked ladies." "Allow me to expose the true horror," the voice returned, raising his arm toward the crowd below us. At that moment, the room was split into two distinct groups. On the left stood the nude female forms, and on the right stood masculine figures adorned in black leather. "I don't see the problem," I told the spirit. "Have a look through my eyes," they replied. The figure reached into the hood of the cloak pulling the eyes of fire from within. Slowly and carefully the smokey arms reached toward my face. The voice then spake, "Have another look." In my horror I saw that the nude female forms were all fifteen year old girls wearing purity rings and the only women my own age were vehement feminazi, vegan lesbians. The crowd once again became huddled and began acting out the lyrics to Butterflies by Owl City through interpretive dance. Just then I heard the terrifying screech of a harpy, and turned to see that I had been spotted by Britney. She pointed eagerly in my direction. I began running back through the corridor. I soon entered into a room that resembled very much my own living room. "At peace," I thought, "I'm finally at peace." I wasted no time taking to my usual spot on the sofa, and quickly turned on the television. In my horror I found that every channel was now owned by the Disney Corporation. The news featured old members of the Mickey Mouse club as anchors, and the headlines were comprised of the clothing worn by Paris Hilton, and the drunken antics of Lindsay Lohan. I desperately searched and searched, but not a single worthwhile program could be found. I then frantically attempted to turn the television off, but my efforts were in vain. When I finally managed to get the screen to go black, I awoke terrified in a pool of my own sweat. So did I have a prophetic vision, or is that just what I get for wakin' up in Vegas? Question #3:If Paris Hilton came to you in a tight red cat woman outfit with little white horns?and said lets spend eternity together rolling in the hay trying to put out her fire in HELL would you go?Question #4:What do you think is the reason why others hate Americans?and i want it to be an aesthetic answer, so not too deep. for example, i would say Shauna Sands or the popularity of Paris Hilton. any others?Question #5:What did you think Paris Hilton about karate kicking a cinderblock in half?She's got some power in them legs.Question #6:Should McCain get 50% profits from Palin book for turning Sarah into the biggest celebrity since Paris Hilton?Question #7:Do people really dislike Paris Hilton or they are just plain jealous (lots of answers please)?I LOVE Paris Hilton, she's my role model, my goddess, my queen of the…okay you get the point LOL Most people think Paris is dumb (even though she is just pretending to get attention) I think the real dumb ones are the ones that thinks she's dumb because she isn't. Admit that you would KILL to be as rich, beautiful, and SMART as her! Jealousy, ignorance, or just plain don't like her please give your personal opinion about Paris Hilton. If you don't like her, why? Thanks for answering :) Question #8:What is your Paris Hilton quote?"wal-mart, do they sell like walls there?"Question #9:Who's sluttier - Paris Hilton or Katie Price?Question #10:Who's smarter? Paris Hilton or Sarah Palin?Question #11:Is Paris Hilton's career conclusive and incontrovertible evidence that evolution is in fact real?Question #12:Who are some people that Paris Hilton hates?Question #13:What is my teacher looking for?"Create a collage of pictures (at least 5 pictures) and written explanation of your collage stating how the media sees beauty. (pictures can be cut/pasted from the internet and into the Microsoft Word document)"This makes no sense to me. What the media see's beauty as? Isn't that just people like paris hilton or megan fox? -.- Question #14:who annoys you more, miley cyrus or paris hilton?Question #15:this life?????????????Have you ever sat back and just analyzed life in general and how superificial it can be and our culture. I mean you are born, you go to school, then maybe go to college, get a job, work to survive then die? Most people have dead end jobs, all you do is get up go to work, get home, get up go to work, get home, watch TV, worrying about taxes, food, shelter running errands if you have kids you have to worry about them too. All people care about is some stupid **** that happened at work or office drama, the some ******* sports game that comes on at Sunday and talked about the same things all the time. You see Paris Hilton on the front page of yahoo news and guess what topics are not as important as Paris Hilton? people dieing in Afganshtan or people not being able to get jobs. You just an average person, just one of the millions of cars you seeing going to work when you look out of the airplane, just one of the rats in the maze looking for the cheese scattered around in order to be able to survive and you have to be doing that all the time with no avail. Why do you continue to do it? Why? For what? For you?Is that living? Is there any purpose to it? I understand if you have a family to take care of, but if your just a single person like me with no friends and family working to survive, why? No one will give a **** if you just leave everything behind you have no obligation to anyone. Who feels this way?Question #16:Why are some people obsessed with fame?Seems like some people convince themselves that they where supposed to be famous and waiste there lives chasing fame not realizing that they are destined to be a normal unknown citizen like the rest of us.. I'm not talking about the people that follow there dreams I mean I beleive life reward those that work hard and try there best( and sometimes a celebrity status is not your reward)I'm talking about the talentless waistes of flesh (Paris Hilton) that swear they where born to be famous but do nothing to work for it.. I think chasing fame is a waiste of time.. I honestly would not care whether I was famous for something good or not I've went through 20 years of my life without fame and I love my life. I mean if I had the opportunity to be a celeb I might take it just to see what it's like but who cares if a paparazzi wants to photograph me scratching my nutz then go for it.. Question #17:did Paris Hilton die today?? of an overdose?one of my friend's status's on facebook, read 'paris hilton has died from a cocaine overdose' but i can't find an article or news report online. Anyone know if this is true?Question #18:Life in general????????????Have you ever sat back and just analyzed life in general and how superificial it can be and our culture. I mean you are born, you go to school, then maybe go to college, get a job, work to survive then die? Most people have dead end jobs, all you do is get up go to work, get home, get up go to work, get home, watch TV, worrying about taxes, food, shelter running errands if you have kids you have to worry about them too. All people care about is some stupid shit that happened at work or office drama, the some fucking sports game that comes on at Sunday and talked about the same things all the time. You see Paris Hilton on the front page of yahoo news and guess what topics are not as important as Paris Hilton? people dieing in Afganshtan or people not being able to get jobs. You just an average person, just one of the millions of cars you seeing going to work when you look out of the airplane, just one of the rats in the maze looking for the cheese scattered around in order to be able to survive and you have to be doing that all the time with no avail. Why do you continue to do it? Why? For what? For you?Is that living? Is there any purpose to it? I understand if you have a family to take care of, but if your just a single person like me with no friends and family working to survive, why? No one will give a shit if you just leave everything behind you have no obligation to anyone. Who feels this way?Question #19:Does Paris Hilton like Penis's or not?yesI don't think so Prince Question #20:which scent should i wear on my first date with this guy?so a guy i have been hanging out with for quite some time finally decided to ask me to go to the movies with him, which scent should i wear though?Classic A&F Can-Can Paris hilton Vanilla scent Britney spears-midnight fantasy, curious ** Powered by Yahoo Answers |
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