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A giant country that forgot it’s own ideals of freedom and instead prefers to bully others, faked hypocrite people dividing themselves on “winners” and “losers”, ignorant masses of people who can barely read or write, millions of people who don’t have medical insurance and can’t afford to get treatment, widespread violence(remember Columbine and Virginia Tech), racism, homophobia, people with bigger bodies then elephants (blame that crappy Yankee food), cult of cool that is incredibly “uncool” and last, but not least, every country I visited had prettier girls. All pretty American girls are in Hollywood movies(mostly science-fiction).
- answering machine

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Just how long has it been?
Since your last written poem?
A day? A week? Many months?
Chances are…
You are Suffering from a common condition
Know as “W R” “Writers Block”
But not to fret!
Now there is a simple way to alleviate
This dry river bank of words
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A “Blockectomy” is minor surgery
That can be perform in a doctor’s office
It is painless, quick and easy!
And most insurance plans cover “W R”
It’s a real snip snip procedure (in and out)
If you do not remove writers block soon
It can fester!
All kinds of complications can erupt…
From “babbling inanities” to finished works of art
That suck so bad you will never live them down!
If you are suffering from “Writers Block” deal with it NOW
Have it remove by a qualified doctor
That has “Poetic License” to perform
A Blockectomy on your “Writers Block”
- Gumby