It was a dark night, or a ‘Dark Knight’! Anyway, Nick Jonas, Batman, and me were all in hanging out and smoking weed in the Bat-Mobile when out of no where swoops in is Hannah Montana !
Happy, it wasn’t the Joker, and only a whiny pop star, I passed her the joint. After only one puff, she was high. She then grabbed her hair and pulled it. Revealing she was…….
MILEY CYRUS!
Everyone gasped, except for me because secretly I knew Hannah was a man.
The joint was passed around a few more times before anything else was eventful. All of a sudden Batman jumped up! ” Im gonna admit it to you, Nick. I wear women cloths, and I want you to take them off of me.”
Nick stared at Batty with seductive look. He slowly pulled down Batty tights and….
I stared at Batty and Nick for a long moment. Then I took my weed, and left Miley staring dumbly while Batman and Nick Jonas have gay sex.
more stories like this soon to come!
- Lexi Lou ?