My short fiction novel. What you think?
It was a dark night, or a ‘Dark Knight’! Anyway, Nick Jonas, Batman, and me were all in hanging out and smoking weed in the Bat-Mobile when out of no where swoops in is Hannah Montana !
Happy, it wasn’t the Joker, and only a whiny pop star, I passed her the joint. After only one puff, she was high. She then grabbed her hair and pulled it. Revealing she was…….
MILEY CYRUS!
Everyone gasped, except for me because secretly I knew Hannah was a man.
The joint was passed around a few more times before anything else was eventful. All of a sudden Batman jumped up! ” Im gonna admit it to you, Nick. I wear women cloths, and I want you to take them off of me.”
Nick stared at Batty with seductive look. He slowly pulled down Batty tights and….
I stared at Batty and Nick for a long moment. Then I took my weed, and left Miley staring dumbly while Batman and Nick Jonas have gay sex.
more stories like this soon to come!
- Lexi Lou ?
Tags: Batman, Batty, Joker, Nick Jonas, Puff
October 29th, 2009 at 8:17 am
my head hurts
October 30th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
a novel isnt half a page ..
October 31st, 2009 at 11:21 pm
I guess the Brokeback Mountain thing caused it.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:38 pm
that is really…..interesting
November 2nd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
GOOD!!!
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November 5th, 2009 at 1:56 am
I love smoking weed
November 7th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
That’s funny lololololololol but slightly perverted
November 11th, 2009 at 7:07 am
Lol you call this a short novel?
Um more like a majorly screwed up “story”.
You’re just trying to be funny and it ain’t working.
November 12th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
I think it is idiotic and that you are an imbecile.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:24 am
That was seriously the most ridiculous and stupid thing I’ve ever read.