Any writers want to help me out with a lady friend?
I need to write a story including
Homo erotic/exotic
Emily is a heroine
Her cult follows her hairstyle
Pudding
Dragon
Vampires
The blonde guy from Buffy(Vampire with an english accent)
Bank robbery Monkey getaway driver
Gay Cowboy on heroin
Keith Ledger as Casanova (2nd in command of the cult)
Edward Norton
I’m Emilys sidekick
Its a little bizarre but I will be greatly grateful to anyone who can help me out…. Massive writers block.
- bradjamison
Tags: Bank Robbery, Bizarre, Cult, Dragon, Edward Norton, Emily, Gay Cowboy, Heroine, Lady Friend, Vampires
December 11th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Emily decided to come clean from all cult activities but there is a price to pay in the end. Emily’s sidekick deals with the enormous attitude and attempted murders because Emily was the #1 bank robber who funded the entire cult activites.
Emily changes her identity overall and goes on witness protection program on the murder of Keith Ledger (suspect is the cowboy on herion).
December 16th, 2008 at 10:24 am
If you’re Emily’s side-kick, who are you? How did the monkey learn to drive? Do you mean Heath Ledger? Is Emily’s hairstyle based on pudding in any way? How does a cult follow a hairstyle, sounds a little lame. How you gonna include “real” people in your fiction?
Do you know any massive writers well enough to make the statement that they block?
Oh, and learn how to use punctuation, and a general grounding in grammar doesn’t hurt either; hard to subvert from within when you’re so far outside.